mumbling of an imbecile

Dog Names…

My father says that if you want a really good name for a dog, you should find something with as few syllables as possible, to make repeated calling of the name less tedious, and that it should be composed of the sort of sounds which carry farthest and loudest when screamed. My father wants to have a… Continue reading Dog Names…

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creative writing

When End Days Come Knocking [Poem]

I wrote this poem 4 August 2012. I haven't written much poetry in the past few years, at least not like I used to many years ago, but this is one that I find I still enjoy even a few years later, which isn't at all a common occurrence with me and my writing. I… Continue reading When End Days Come Knocking [Poem]

the story so far

Flat Tire

There's nothing quite like a flat tire to catch you off guard and put you in a fabulous mood. Especially if said flat tire occurs soon before midnight when you're driving alone in the middle of nowhere. Also especially if you discover that you don't have a lug wrench or a functional car jack in… Continue reading Flat Tire

yo ho a teacher's life for me

Poop and Love

Well folks, I suppose I should've learned by now to take the good with the bad. It's just all so confusing though. Who knew that the life of a second grade teacher could be so filled with internal conflict and contrary dialogue?! In any one moment I can go from completely hating small children, to… Continue reading Poop and Love

mumbling of an imbecile

people

I wrote this blurb in August of 2011. It's hard to believe, but that was a whole three years ago. Time really flies when you don't know how great you have it. for a bunch of people who don't really get along we're awful close to being best friends for being best friends who never… Continue reading people