What are you made of?

Boys are made of Snakes and snails And puppy dogs' tails.  Girls are made of Sugar and spice And everything nice.  And Tessa is made of Doubt and confusion And existential exhaustion.  #angst

All is fair in Love and War…

I can't hear that without about a dozen cliches popping into my head and about twice that many corny movie scenes with vengeful damsels in distress or cocky knights in questionable armor. Where does that quote even come from? Surely some twisted tragic romance. I'm sure it didn't end well.  I don't think it's true,…