the story so far

What are you made of?

Boys are made of Snakes and snails And puppy dogs' tails.  Girls are made of Sugar and spice And everything nice.  And Tessa is made of Doubt and confusion And existential exhaustion.  #angst

the story so far

November 20th

My ass is green and purple from falling because these goons made me go roller skating for the first time since I was five. Then they played hackeysack in the parking lot. Anyone getting flashbacks to the early 90s? I am.  A good day, all in all. Should t have stayed up until 4am before… Continue reading November 20th

mumbling of an imbecile

Flirting?

Some people I've known have told me they've never seen me flirt a day in my life. Others tell me I'm far too familiar with my men friends. Of course, these two things clash in my brain, and I don't know quite what to make of all of it. So obviously I must write about… Continue reading Flirting?

mumbling of an imbecile

Was that a pick up line?

Okay. I absolutely love the internet. There are so many great things in that wondrous place, so much information, so much entertainment. And the rate of communication? Unparalleled. Clearly, I spend a lot of time on the internet - blogging, reading, shopping, researching, trolling - you name it. I'm there. The aspect of the internet… Continue reading Was that a pick up line?