the story so far

November 20th

My ass is green and purple from falling because these goons made me go roller skating for the first time since I was five. Then they played hackeysack in the parking lot. Anyone getting flashbacks to the early 90s? I am.  A good day, all in all. Should t have stayed up until 4am before… Continue reading November 20th

mumbling of an imbecile


Some people I've known have told me they've never seen me flirt a day in my life. Others tell me I'm far too familiar with my men friends. Of course, these two things clash in my brain, and I don't know quite what to make of all of it. So obviously I must write about… Continue reading Flirting?

mumbling of an imbecile

Was that a pick up line?

Okay. I absolutely love the internet. There are so many great things in that wondrous place, so much information, so much entertainment. And the rate of communication? Unparalleled. Clearly, I spend a lot of time on the internet - blogging, reading, shopping, researching, trolling - you name it. I'm there. The aspect of the internet… Continue reading Was that a pick up line?